Welcome to The Acc and Jack Show, with Chris Acciardi, Jack Gill, and Nate Fillers! Here’s what Acc, Jack, and Nate are raving about in this episode:

  • Amber Heard (mostly) lost her defamation suit against Johnny Depp. Acc is concerned about the amount of joy that people are finding in Heard’s loss.
  • Mary Magdalene is an “influencer” and a plastic surgery nightmare, and also a horrific speller.
  • “You can’t even lie to the FBI anymore!” – Rep. Louie Goh-mert, probably.
  • Audio from news coverage of the 1996 presidential election proves that veteran news anchor David Brinkley ran out of shits to give.
  • One can say “God,” and one can say “damn,” but one can’t say “God damn.”
  • Acc and Nate discuss their thoughts on comedian Louis C.K. post-comeback attempt.
  • John Fetterman versus “Doctor” Oz, or the fate of Pennsylvania.