"I don't sleep. I don't eat. I sit in the basement and listen to Sunny Day Real Estate all day and night. I beat children children beat me. Tarara's breath smells awful. All work and no play make Jack Gill a dull boy."
Katie Crepeau Host
"Resident nerd-slut. I usually enjoy the simple things in life, such as naming bugs and chewing loudly. Like every good woman should, I make an amazing sandwich."
Mike Tarara Host
"I am fluent in 5 languages but only enough to start a bar fight. Putana. I will eat veal piccata at a PETA rally. I have an answer for everything… what that answer is might not make the slightest bit of sense, but I WILL give you an answer. I am Mike Tarara."
Jimmy “Big Red” Park Host
"They asked me to come in on Episode 24 and they've been regretting it ever since. I'm the cause of most of the drunk shows, shouting matches and tangents that happen. I'm STILL holding on to the fact that I got Billy West on the show. I'm really just a big Teddy Bear… wait, where are my pants?"
Chris “Fro” Froment Host, 2009-2012
Dave Wooten (Wooter) Host / Sports, Episodes 1-21