Mike got a haircut and looks less like a pedophile now / Dunkin Donuts is full of fail / Blue Guy vs. Blue Man Group / Arnold Schwarzenneger / Inspector Gadget falls victim to the bad economy / Nickelback vs. the pickle / Jack’s life sucks / Stop & Shop goes on strike – sucks for Fro / Renting out empty retail space for our own amusement / NYC street vendor loses his permit for going to the pisser /  The tale of an Xbox Live moderator / We accidentally run into the timeslot of a new live show on Sweet101Rocks, thus pissing off their fans